Insurance business is Crazy

WHOA! What crazy types of insurance are available in the world. Looks like insurance is not that bad a business after all (interested??). I was just looking through some tips on first time cruisers (especially to caribbean, my dream destination) and guess what:

Here is a good question: What if I cant go at the last minute
This is the amazing answer: Consider purchasing trip cancellation insurance

Trip cancellation insurance!! There are almost all type of insurances in this world are they not. Here are some good ideas (Forget getting into "Life insurance" or "Life assurance" markets):
- Morning After insurance (if u get what I mean :d)
- Late for the meething insurance
- Forgetting Girl Friends Birthday insurance
- Caught Cheating insurance
- Successful date insurance (it can become a life time investment!!)
- Marriage Cancellation insurance
- Lost your car in parking insurance
ideas are bubbling in my head ... i will keep putting as i get words